My easy-to-read assortment of 20 questions to help you with the little curiosities you may have.

Please read and understand this page thoroughly before contacting me with a question, as I may refer you back to this page. If you need to know something I haven’t covered here, then yes, email me and ask!

1. What are your services?

   I’m a person, not a service. If you can’t wrap your head around this concept, we probably won’t get along very well.

2. Do you see women or couples? Do you see clients who are differently-abled?

   No. I’m a Kinsey 1, though I certainly applaud the adventurous women out there! There are plenty of genuinely bi-sexual escorts in the Dallas area, just keep looking.

   Yes, I’m very open to differently-abled clients. No, I do not offer discounts because of it.

3. Are you GFE, PSE, NSA, CIA, PPS, NASA, SCUBA, ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC [insert any and all acronyms here]?

   I’m an experience, not a series of letters. If you approach me with a checklist of acronym-related activities, I will be sure to stay out of your grasp.

   Neither one of us want to feel like we’re engaging in a business transaction. A checklist mentality is offensive to me. You wouldn’t want me viewing you as a walking ATM, would you? (That would be Automated Teller Machine, BTW!)

4. Do you allow reviews?

   I prefer not to have reviews, just as I imagine you prefer that I not blog about our time together. The concepts of intimacy and privacy are ones I treasure in this Internet age.

5. Do you offer domination?

   No, I’m not a domme. It’s not an interest of mine. I am open-minded if you have a non-violent fetish or light role-play fantasy which does not require the power exchange of domination/submission. So please let me know (graphic details aren’t necessary as I do have an imagination).



6. Can I meet you for drinks/lunch/dinner first to decide if I like you?

   While I would enjoy meeting you socially to make sure I like you as well, it’s just a mutual waste of time. If you can’t figure out whether or not you like me by now, you probably shouldn’t chance it. I charge for the time I spend with you (I’ve expounded on that idea quite a bit elsewhere).

   If you want to hang with me for free, become a sex worker rights ally and start attending events.

7. Can I see you for 1 hour?

   You can, but it still costs ($1000, prepaid in full) and it’s a public-only meeting. However it does include 1 free, signed copy of each of my books!

   And if you really want to read my books, I’ll happily provide them gratis with any other booking — just ask!

8. Do you offer bookings shorter than 4hrs? Do I have to make a deposit?

   My rates are based on the concept that you’re reserving a block of my time for yourself. However, you’re more than welcome to schedule a shorter booking if your schedule is truly that tight. My rate remains the same, I simply leave earlier. The choice is yours.

   Deposits are required for everyone — especially if I have never met you. Men who are serious about seeing me don’t have a problem with the concept; men who are just trying to waste my time do. Deposits are an easy, time-saving device that helps me separate the serious from the non.

9. Have you thought about coming to [insert city name here]?

   If you would like me to make a trip just for you, I’d love to (details on my Rates page). I’m not touring the US, though I may make trips for personal reasons. I do like to travel, you know.



10. I’m actually a newbie at this and I really am nervous. Um…help?

    Your desires, nervousness or vulnerability are understandable. As a professional, I know how to break the ice and put you at ease. Let me lead the way. Remember, I’m here for you. And I genuinely look forward to your company.

    There is a reason you’ve read this far on my site. Keep going. I don’t bite…that’s extra!

11. What do you expect from me?

    I expect to meet a gentleman and be treated like a lady.

12. What should I bring with me?

    Other than your clean and respectful self, I enjoy champagne (Cristal, Perrier-Jouet, Veuve Clicquot), but most especially water (still, not sparkling). I also like beautiful flowers; they always make me smile.

13. What about a more personal gift?

    There really isn’t much I want that you can put in a small box (like property in the Black Hills National Forest). Sure, I like all the luxury brands every other female does, but there’s no compelling reason to list them, or all the other crap that catches my eye online or in store windows. You could always make a donation in my name to SexWorkersWithoutBorders or the Crazy Horse Memorial (which I would love to see finished in my lifetime), but even that is really not necessary.

    Pay it forward. Life has shown me that when I’ve truly needed help, people (often surprising people), have stepped forward with generous hearts and open hands. Instead of giving me chocolates or expensive lingerie, quietly help out someone who needs it. That benefits the world far more than me having one more set of frilly knickers.



14. Do you barter?

    You must have access to something I really want. Unless you’re psychic, knowing what I really want requires knowing me well. (Or maybe just asking over dinner sometime.)

15. Do you smoke? Drink? Do drugs? Do you “party”?

    I quit smoking over five years ago. I do not do drugs (I rarely even take OTC medicine). I drink very little. I’m a cheap (but entertaining) drunk, sorry to say. If you need lots of alcohol or drugs, or expect that from me, then we’re not meant for each other.

16. Do you wear glasses or contacts?

    Glasses 99% of the time. If you see me without my glasses on, chances are I’m looking for them.

    You may request that I wear contacts and I may not honor that request depending on the state of my eyes. I usually save my contact-wearing for prolonged outdoor activities.

17. Are you well-traveled?

    I would just say that I’ve traveled. I’ve been to a few countries but have many more to go.

    My passport now has extra pages in it, so I’m good to go almost anywhere in the world. Though I understand Spanish, French and Singlish fairly well, I only speak English.

    I regularly embarrass myself during my travels; I’m sure my gaffs will provide endless amusement. I know how my body handles jet lag, how to navigate foreign transportation, keep my belongings safe, not get food poisoning, how to flip currencies to maximum advantage and I’m working on the fine art of haggling over trinkets and purchasing actual working electronics. I can suss out the red-light districts in most cities and we can have a fun nighttime tour that is generally not promoted in guidebooks.

    In short, I’m a uniquely great adventure companion. (Just don’t expect much on the plane trip over. I will never be a member of the Mile-High Club unless we’re in an A380 suite.)



18. What Myers-Briggs type are you?

    INFJ, for what it’s worth.

19. Do you enjoy what you do?
    

    I do not enjoy the tedious administrative side of independent escort work. It’s damn desk job.

    But meeting clients? Yes, I enjoy that very much. I like men, I like meeting new people, I like to pick someone else’s brain and have conversations with someone other than myself.

20. What are your future plans or goals?

    Short answer: build a media empire, change the prostitution laws in the US, change the world’s perceptions of escorts. Have a great time while doing it all!!