Please read and understand this section thoroughly before contacting me as I will just refer you here if you ask a question already covered below. Circular, I know.
Answering the Most Usual Questions
My rates are in USD. Cash only. I do not accept personal checks or process credit cards. Though I require a deposit, I make that as painless as possible for both of us. I expect to discreetly receive the balance at the beginning of our time together.
Incall/outcall is at your discretion anywhere within the DFW metroplex/Texas/US/the world. If you require incall in the DFW metroplex, please let me know if you prefer one particular area over another, or I can offer suggestions for my home turf.
My flat rates are simple: other than possible travel expenses, they remain exactly the same regardless of where, how, or when we meet. I like to keep things simple.
Meet and Greet (Dallas only) $1000 (more info)
Lunch/Afternoon Tea (Dallas only) $2000 (more info)
Amusements $3000 (more info)
Dinner through breakfast $5000
Full days and weekends are available to you if we’ve previously spent time together.
Very Simple Deposit and Cancellation Policy
- Due to a strong aversion to wasting my time (or yours), a 50% deposit is required for all bookings. Details after screening, though I assure you I keep it anonymous and as easy as possible for you.
- Deposits are required for everyone — especially if I have never met you. Men who are serious about seeing me don’t have a problem with the concept; men who are just trying to waste my time do. I prefer to spend my energy on the serious (and I’m sure they agree).
- If you cancel (without rescheduling) with less than 7 days’ notice, you forfeit your 50% deposit. If you pre-paid in full, the remaining 50% will be refunded. Airline tickets already purchased cannot be refunded, though the date can usually be changed.
- Should I cancel at any time, all monies are refunded, in full, immediately.
- I will rarely cancel.
Because I’m a Cupcake
- Though I am not a concierge by any stretch of imagination, I can offer suggestions beyond what’s on this site, especially once we get a conversation going. Conversely, I’m quite happy to offer a bespoke experience if there is something you have in mind. Feel free to inquire after properly introducing yourself.
- Despite my monetary requirements and well-edited writing, I’m not someone who insists on 5-star everything. Of course I love luxury and beauty and pampering. Or I can quite happily spend days hiking in the jungle with you if enough bugspray and food are provided.
- You’ll notice I’ve done away with listing exactly how long we spend together. You can expect to always meet on time, I’m very punctual. I just don’t have a strict adherence to the clock after. I like this to be open-ended as it’s always possible to realize when things are coming to their natural conclusion. The obvious exceptions are reservations, meetings, or planes to catch.