Rates

Please read and understand this section thoroughly before contacting me as I will just refer you here if you ask a question already covered below. Circular, I know.


    Answering the Most Usual Questions

    My rates are in USD. Cash only. I do not accept personal checks or process credit cards. Though I require a deposit, I make that as painless as possible for both of us. I expect to discreetly receive the balance at the beginning of our time together.

    Incall/outcall is at your discretion anywhere within the DFW metroplex/Texas/US/the world. If you require incall in the DFW metroplex, please let me know if you prefer one particular area over another, or I can offer suggestions for my home turf.

    My flat rates are simple: other than possible travel expenses, they remain exactly the same regardless of where, how, or when we meet. I like to keep things simple.

    Your Options

    Meet and Greet (Dallas only) $1000 (more info)

    Lunch/Afternoon Tea (Dallas only) $2000 (more info)

    Dinner $2200

    Amusements $3000 (more info)

    Dinner through breakfast $5000

    Full days and weekends are available to you if we’ve previously spent time together.

    Very Simple Deposit and Cancellation Policy

    • Due to a strong aversion to wasting my time (or yours), a 50% deposit is required for all bookings. Details after screening, though I assure you I keep it anonymous and as easy as possible for you.
    • Deposits are required for everyone — especially if I have never met you. Men who are serious about seeing me don’t have a problem with the concept; men who are just trying to waste my time do. I prefer to spend my energy on the serious (and I’m sure they agree).
    • If you cancel (without rescheduling) with less than 7 days’ notice, you forfeit your 50% deposit. If you pre-paid in full, the remaining 50% will be refunded. Airline tickets already purchased cannot be refunded, though the date can usually be changed.
    • Should I cancel at any time, all monies are refunded, in full, immediately.
    • I will rarely cancel.

    Because I’m a Cupcake

    • Though I am not a concierge by any stretch of imagination, I can offer suggestions beyond what’s on this site, especially once we get a conversation going. Conversely, I’m quite happy to offer a bespoke experience if there is something you have in mind. Feel free to inquire after properly introducing yourself.
    • Despite my monetary requirements and well-edited writing, I’m not someone who insists on 5-star everything. Of course I love luxury and beauty and pampering. Or I can quite happily spend days hiking in the jungle with you if enough bugspray and food are provided.
    • You’ll notice I’ve done away with listing exactly how long we spend together. You can expect to always meet on time, I’m very punctual. I just don’t have a strict adherence to the clock after. I like this to be open-ended as it’s always possible to realize when things are coming to their natural conclusion. The obvious exceptions are reservations, meetings, or planes to catch.


    Coffee or Tea and Me

    Also suffices for paperless screening (details on the Screening page).

    Exactly what it says, a social affair, conducted in public for an hour. This is an excellent way to assess chemistry, honesty, wit, charm and charisma. Count how many heads swivel when I approach you. Decide if you like my glasses better than my contacts (so far, glasses win every time). Try to guess what I’m wearing underneath without asking. And finally, by the end, you’re close enough to catch the warm scent of my neck.

    Tradition: Afternoon Tea

    I spent two months in the UK and fell in love with afternoon tea (English Breakfast is my cup of tea). It’s a fine British institution and I prefer it over High Tea. This is a self-indulgent way of giving you a nice memory. I am only open to new venue suggestions if they meet or exceed the level of my current list (which I have personally vetted before adding here).

    Afternoon Tea is served at: The Adolphus (Fri-Sun), The Ritz-Carlton (Saturday) and The Dallas Arboretum (weekday availability). Tea can be enjoyed at the beginning or end of our time together.

    Highbrow: Music/Art

    These are performances from the Dallas Symphony I’m willing to share with an equally-interested partner. Enjoy an evening of leisure and pleasure beginning with dinner, including pre-symphony champagne and post-symphony discussion. Listening to beautiful music is a great excuse to toss your cell phone into the nearest fountain (or the champagne bucket).

    Or we can always enjoy an afternoon wandering The Crow Collection of Asian Art. There are a few fine-art photo galleries in Dallas I’d love to visit, or the legendary Amon Carter in Ft Worth.

    Or how about a visit to Nasher Sculpture Garden — which may look strangely familiar!

    Lowbrow: Horse Racing

    As both a horse-lover and horse-racing fan, I would love to spend a Saturday or Sunday ensconced in a box at Arlington Park playing the ponies. I’m the sort who enjoys watching the horses in the paddock before the jockeys are up. Live racing begins May 3. These rates are the exception among the Amusements.

    Arlington Day: A day of racing, plus dinner. $3500

    Breeders’ Cup (Nov 1, 2): 2 Arlington Days, simulcast only, or a weekend of live racing at Santa Anita/Arcadia, CA. $6500/$12,000

    Needless to say, the Breeders’ Cup is an annual event that can only be shared with one person per year. Travel packages are available only if we’ve previously spent time together.

    Real Competition

    Let’s enjoy the thrill of racing on a personal, much less glamorous, level. I’ll run a 5K or 10K with you. How about a mud run or warrior dash? To make this sporting, whoever clocks the slowest time has to pay for the required post-race couples’ massage.

    Due to the complexity of longer races (half-marathons, marathons, and ultras), those are options only if we’re spending the weekend together.